Okay. Right now, I have one ambition in the world. Only one.
And that ambition is to talk with Constantine Maroulis, of American Idol fame.
You may think I am crazy. You may think I am obsessive. I will not argue with you.
But this is a plea. Constantine, if you’re out there, if you somehow find your way to this seriously weird blog, don’t be scared. Say hi. I’m a romance writer, I write really hot stories. I was inspired by your trousers with the fly zipper that went halfway down your leg.
Look at that zipper, man. That’s what a romance hero’s all about.
The internet is an incredible thing. It allows people who don’t know each other to connect, however briefly, and for whatever random reason.
Go on. Make me happy. Say hi, Constantine.
He told me to tell you that you this:
“Hey Stalker Babe!”
Wow, thanks!
LOL! Sorry haven’t seen him around myself but I did see his CD in the stores the other day.
You know, Jul, I always feel myself so fortunate to have you as a friend. But there are also times when not only do I feel fortunate, but I feel proud, too.
This is really, really one of those times.
Come on, Constantine, cut the stalker a break, chat with her.
She’s harmless, I swear.
Well, mostly harmless. My bad puns have been known to make milk curdle.
*laughing till she cries*
Hmmm…who is that tall, hunky looking guy back there sulking in the shadows…John? Is that you?
Ah, don’t worry – she still loves you too!
Hope C stops by here, Julie!
Christyne
Hey Julie, Hamboussi told me about your site – he’s the technical guy in the band (not what you’d expect from a drummer, hey?)
Betty isn’t going to be touring little old England any time soon so I won’t be able to come meet you. That’s a real pity as it would be way cool to talk about WRITING with another writer. Not that I’ve written a word since all this American Idol thing took off.
Oh, and don’t worry about the zipper thing – it’s a little too short, but I’ve managed so far.
If you are indeed Constantine, O Person With Long Zipper Claiming To Be Constantine, I am such a happy woman right now. Thank you for saying hi, and say hello to Hamboussi for me. I never met a drummer I didn’t like.
On the other hand if you are one of my friends pretending to be Constantine…well, I’m happy anyway.
The internet is so frickin’ cool I can’t stand it.
Julie, now totally inspired to write her frigging socks off
Yes, but I’m inspired to become Constantine’s wardrobe manager and lengthen the zipper…
Too bad I can’t sew.
Bad Anna…
See what you get, Constantine, when you chat with a bunch of romance writers? BTW, what do you write?
It’s way cool of you to stopped by. And I think the zipper is nice statement.
Is someone getting horny for the Maroulis??? hahaha I can’t blame you. Me too:-)
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