Nov
9
2005
Aagh! Aagh! Aagh! Nix that last post!
I have just discovered Ryan Reynolds is engaged to Alanis Morissette, banshee-ridden angst-lite harpy who has misinformed an entire generation about the meaning of “irony”. Aagh!
That is way scarier than an axe.
(And no, Alanis fans, this isn’t ironic. It’s unfortunate.)
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Snortker!
I knew that. They’ve been engaged a while. And Alanis has MELLOWED. LOL
Don’t forget the video in the early 90′s where she had big hair and dance moves a la Debbie Gibson. He he he.
Well who woulda thought it figrrrrrred… (Sorry. Couldn’t resist.)
Actually, I don’t mind that song too much. (Could be worse. Could be that one by Nelly featuring all the women wobbling their cellulite, which has me vowing to give up chocolate for a whole thirty minutes. Dare you to sneak that into a book.)
But I could NOT handle that facial hair. A leetle bit is sexy (Mr Urban being a case in point). But the facial hair here is just… No.
I knew that as well. She is supposedly very giggly and loved up about him.
Oh well at least it wasn’t RENEE ZELLWEGER!!
(Have just got new Kenny CD so I am having a Kenny moment)
Well, you should be able to forgive a man his faults…I still think he’s unbelievably yummy. I mean, look at those abs!
They’ve been together for awhile–they’re both Canadian, eh, so it made the news here. I love Little Jagged Pill, it’s one of my all time favourite albums.