So, as my birthday present to myself, I spent a happy half an hour last night doing a naked Google search. Which, in this case, consisted of me typing in the names of lovely men accompanied by the word “naked” into Google image search, and then clicking on the first result that showed a new-to-me picture of the man in question with some bare skin showing.

And as I am the kind of girl who likes to share her birthday booty, here are some of the results of my searches:

“Naked Owen Wilson”:

“Naked Christian Bale”:

(There are a LOT of naked photos of Christian Bale out there, for good reason I say. This is just a nice sweaty manly one.)

“Naked David Tennant”:

(This is apparently Naked Dr Who, as he’s in the Tardis. I missed this episode. HOW!?!? There are also some very naked photos of David T. out there, including at least one that shows the Little Doctor. You can go look for yourself if you are that way inclined.)

“Naked Hugh Jackman”:

(This is naked Wolverine. Yowr.)

“Naked Adrian Brody”:

(As a complete bonus, there is a photo of Naked Matthew McConaughey attached! Apparently they were both swimming the same day. Again: WHERE WAS I??)

“Naked Ewan McGregor:”

(There should be a lot of naked Ewan pics out there as he reveals all at the drop of a hat, but I couldn’t find many. However this one was special because it had a Ewan quotation attached: “I was so happy this year when that young kid from ‘Forgetting Sarah Marshall’ got all the questions about his penis. I wanted to say, ‘Thanks, mate. Now me and my penis can be moving on.’”)

Happy birthday to me! Do feel free to post any other people you would like to have the naked search performed on, or links to the results of your own searches.

(PS I did find very naked pictures of Cillian Murphy, but I didn’t want to scare Kate Hardy so I’m keeping them to myself.)

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1. 
   At 10:44 am Kate Johnson said:

   Ooh thank you Julie! Great start to the day. Have a great birthday!

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   At 11:07 am Kate Hardy said:

   Happy birthday, Julie, and thanks for not scaring me

   Since you asked, Mr Banderas or Mr Urban might be nice…

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3. 
   At 11:26 am Dennis said:

   A very Happy Birthday! Take the day off and enjoy.

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4. 
   At 11:45 am Julie said:

   Here you are, Kate:
   http://www.armyofmom.com/antonio%20arms%20crossed.jpg

   http://www.celebslap.com/photos/naked%20keith%20urban%20of%20urban%20intensity.jpg

   Thanks Kate J and Dennis!

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5. 
   At 12:52 pm Phillipa Ashley said:

   Happy Birthday! Er..how many of those sites were gay sites? (I’ve tried it too!)

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6. 
   At 1:13 pm Rachael Johns said:

   Happy b’day Julie! Thanks for sharing your pressies!

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7. 
   At 1:15 pm Donna said:

   Happy Birthday Jules!

   http://theworldaccordingtolawgirl.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/jamie_bamber_975.jpg?w=188&h=300

   And you’re welcome.

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8. 
   At 1:55 pm Kimberly Lang said:

   Happy Birthday, Julie!

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   At 2:12 pm Julie said:

   Phillipa, I don’t care what side of the field the websites like to frolic on, as long as I get my naked man fix!

   You are welcome Rach!

   Ohhhhh thank you Donna, for sharing the Bamber.

   Thanks Kim!

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10. 
    At 5:08 pm jude said:

    Happy birthday Julie, nice hand picked assortment you got going here-take this wee Scottish pressie from me. jx

    http://media.photobucket.com/image/naked%20gerard%20butler/blue_eyed_country_girl/Gerard%20Butler/gerard-2.jpg

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11. 
    At 7:21 pm Fran said:

    happy birthday!
    Loved the pictures.

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12. 
    At 8:02 pm Mom said:

    Happy Birthday, Julie!
    Love, Mom & Dad

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13. 
    At 8:13 pm Grace said:

    http://www.hotmencentral.com/karl_urban/pic16.shtml

    Aren’t many good pix of Karl Urban nekkid (shirtless), but here’s what I dared to look for. *warning, you may get an eyeful if you browse the site itself*

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14. 
    At 8:13 pm Grace said:

    Oh, and happy birthday!

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15. 
    At 9:07 pm cyclops8 said:

    Happy Birthday, Julie. Thanks for the pics.

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16. 
    At 3:17 am Chris Wing said:

    Happy birthday, have fun!

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17. 
    At 8:04 am Julie said:

    Thanks for the present, Jude!

    And for yours, Grace.

    Thanks for the birthday wishes, Fran, Mom, Cyclops8, and Chris!

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18. 
    At 8:17 am Michelle Styles said:

    The naked Dr Who episode was the last series when there were two Dr Whos running around. It is in the second part of the Dalek episode.

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19. At 8:48 am me ‘n’ David said:

    [...] The most popular search term that leads people to this site, second only to my name, is David Tennant naked. [...]

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