August 16, 2009 | B. H. Dark, contests
Dude! I have totally neglected to mention that CLOSE ENCOUNTERS is out NOW in paperback!
(I will remind you discreetly that CLOSE ENCOUNTERS is the book I co-wrote with Kathy Love as B.H. Dark, and it’s an erotic science fiction romantic comedy, or, as described on the BBC, an “eromscicom”. It’s about space aliens abducting four human beings in order to form an intergalactic porn empire. It’s sexy, it’s funny, it’s completely implausible, and it contains the line “We’re going to be the Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson of the galaxy.”)
You can buy it in your favourite bookstore, or on Amazon here, or with free shipping from The Book Depository here. Or it’s still available as an e-book, here.
In fact, I do believe I have a copy of the paperback to give away with a contest. Either leave a comment or email me, using the “contact” form above, and answer the following question:
If you were abducted by space aliens and made to have sex with someone in a glowing blue tube…who would you want it to be with?
I’ll keep the contest open until Monday the 24th. Or longer, if I’m really enjoying the answers.
Sharon Dudley says:
Billy Currington–(country singer) hot hot hot… but if you ask me in front of my husband, it would be him. hehehehe
Kathy Love says:
I know I can’t win, but I have to join in…
Mine would be Bo Bice of American Idol fame.
Or this guy (the one in the stripe-y shirt). And yes, he’s of legal age. No, really.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtUI5MC9tVM
rach :) says:
Today I’d have to say Michael C. Hall. He is the sexiest serial killer around, and was also pretty hot for a gay undertaker.
Sabrina says:
Roarke from J.D. Robb’s In Death series.
Biddy says:
Billy Currington is a good call but I think I would have to say Sam West or Robert Pattinson. Or both!
Sahndre says:
Hmm, I think it would have to be Peter Andre and I would be his mysterious girl so we could see what happens behind closed doors. Could be insania. lol
Sandra
cyclops8 says:
I’ll choose Eric Bana.
Kate Johnson says:
David Tennant! No, Richard Armitage. Dammit. Can I have both?
No, wait. Just the idea of both makes my brain explode. Safer to stick with just DT.
No, wait. He can never be just DT…
Angela T. says:
I’d pick Pierce Brosnan. The 007 skills might be helpful in escaping from the aliens too!
Janet Mullany says:
At this point, just about anyone with a pulse.
Lorraine Powell says:
Ok apart from my own Big G of course (ha guilt appeased), er how big is this tube? hugh Jackman is just too obvious. But then he is Hugh Jackman. Throb.
I’m quite into the vampire thing again and Mick st John from Moon Light is, well, yum!
Vampires, could get rather messy in the tube and so not in a good way. Okay it’s got to be Jacob from the Twilight series (Stephenie Meyer). I know technically he’s young but he’s aged because of being a werewolf…
Okay I’m just off to get a life
Julie says:
You guys are cracking me up!!
Gemma W says:
I’ve pondered this question long and hard and my final decision is TV’s James May – he’s a space fanatic and he’s handy with a spanner (in case there’s a systems failure onboard the blue tube) so I’m assuming this means he’s adept with the rest of his equipment too…
Ruth says:
How big is this tube exactly? Because David Tennant is quite skinny, and I’m not large, so maybe after Kate has finished with him he could come join me in my tube and with the extra space we could squeeze in Pierce Brosnan, since he also seems to be there already…or no, wait, Rob Lowe…or Joshua Jackson…or Ewan McGregor (in biker gear perhaps? Mmmmm) oh, and I’m pretty sure Captain Picard could teleport in and out pretty fast…
Danielle Peck says:
Trace Adkins please! Or Toby Keith…or Tim McGraw…Brad Paisley would be good…but Trace Adkins would be my first pick and since he’s 6′5″ those tubes better be kinda big
MechO says:
Anyone huh? Well for real life it would be Eddie McClintock from Warehouse 13…seems to be good with his hands.lol
But if it could include a book character brought to life it would be Jonas from Lora Leigh’s Breed series… he seems to have exceptional control…would love to make him lose it..hahaha
davinah caines says:
you, you sauce pot!
Sara Hayes says:
Ohhh Julie – this is an easy one for me: I’d go for the filthy Russel Brand and the twice as filthy Katie Price…if we could all squash in it would be a great big essex boy/girl dirty romp…with me in the middle!x
Brian Bailey says:
First, it would have to be an alien. I think the Blue Opera Singer in the Fifth Element was HOT!
Lorraine Powell says:
Okay Julie, sorry to block up your comments but I think i’ve gotta scrap my above entry (reluctantly,, cos any of them will do, well in aa emergency!!). I’m going to have to say PC Tom Howell from my current WIP. I’ve been writing and falling in love/lust with him. Let’s face it if you don’t luuurve your own hero who else is gonna?
Sandra says:
Having seen the trailer for Avatar, I quite like the look of the blue creature, though with him in a blue test tube it might be hard to see what bit I am grabbing hold of. lol