Oct

12

2010

The Daily Downey 5

Filed under: hero worship

I’m on page 297 of 500 of my revisions, and my wrist hurts. Because he likes to be a helpful chap, today Mr Downey Jr is demonstrating the proper technique for making yourself do revisions on your book, even whilst in pain: employ bandages and a little light bondage to make sure your butt is in the chair and your hands are ready to type.

If you can do it in your underwear, all the better.

But your hands should be on the keyboard, Robert.


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  1. Hmm. Bit worried about his left hand. Can he really type like that?

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  2. Will employ this technique come tomorrow, I think, and in the meantime drink wine to forget the horror of revisions. You want some? For the pain?

    He even has gorgeous knees doesn’t he? Sigh.

    Hope your wrist holds out, my lovely.

    Lots of love,

    Rach.
    XX

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  3. Jan, I’m not sure of his bandaging technique, and he doesn’t actually seem to have a keyboard, but who am I to quibble?

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  4. Rach, yes thank you, I would love a glass of wine, possibly balanced on RDJ’s knees.

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  5. OK so now I just need to get RDJ tied to a chair and I can get on with revisions? Yes?

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  6. You’ve got it!

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  7. Wait, the glass balanced or YOU balanced on RDJ’s knees? LOL!

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  8. Either one, really, though the second is possibly more fun.

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  9. Poor RDJ and it’s Christmas too if the wall behind him is anything to go by. I volunteer to set him free 😉

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