…who came to this blog looking for the search term “Julie Cohen nude”?

“Love scene excerpts” I can understand; “David Tennant shirtless” even more so; I can even provide some discussion about “big donkey dicks”.

But believe me, Random Googler(s): you ain’t gonna find that particular thing here. This is strictly a “Julie Cohen with clothes ON” sort of blog.

This blog comes up second on a Google search for “big donkey dicks”.

Ah, fame, you elusive creature.

The second most popular search term that leads people to this site, second only to my name, is David Tennant naked.

My site turns up fifth in a Google search for this phrase.

Ah, fame. You come in strange disguises. But if it is my fate to be forever connected to David Tennant naked in the eyes of cyberspace…

Well, I can’t complain really.

Here it is.

This is for Ehle, who guaranteed that the above phrase would do wonders for my search engine stats. Thanks for the laugh, hon, I needed it.

I’m going to check Google in a couple days and see where I’ve got to.

You do these things when you’re finishing a novel.

Two recent searches bringing people to this blog have been for “naked celebrities” and “lame jokes”.

That is pretty accurate, I feel.

I am so, so pleased that two people have come to this site in the past four hours following a Google search for the phrase “David Tennant naked”.

(Don’t forget my contest below!)